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Us State Jokes

Which US state has the smallest soft drinks?

MiniSoda

50 Jokes for 50 US States Part II

# Alaska

An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage. The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked, 'Where were you on the night of October to April?'

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What's a pirate's favorite US state?

Yarr, that be the Tennessea.

50 Jokes for 50 US States

# ALABAMA

When a visitor to a town in Alabama spotted a dog attacking a boy, he grabbed the animal and throttled it with his bare hands. An impressed reporter saw the incident and told him the next day's headline would scream "Valiant Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal."

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Which US State is the most self absorbed?

Maine. It's always so "ME ME ME".

Winged horses are illegal in most US states.

But in Alabama, it's perfectly fine to peg-a-sis.

What US state do people get most sick in?

Illinois.

50 Jokes for 50 US States Part V

# California

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) and the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) want to see who is the best at catching perps. So, a rabbit is released into the forest, and each of them has to catch it.

In goes CIA. They place...

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West Virginia is the last US state without a confirmed case of COVID-19.

Not because they don’t have it, but because they can’t figure out how to read the tests.

I wonder what my wife's favourite US state is.

Maybe Alaska.

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Which two US states are opposites?

Virgin-ia and I-da-hoe

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Which US state is happiest to see its Japanese residents wake up?

Ohio.

I recently visited a US state north of Texas and south of Kansas.

It wasn’t great, but it was OK.

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Me: I have a fear of abbreviated US state names

Therapist: OH, OK

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Which US State Confessed To Be A Prostitute ?

I Da Ho

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

What’s the worst rated US State on yelp?

The Lone Star State.

“Hey man, did your Geography teacher tell you what the newest US state is?”

“ I don’t know, but Alaska.”

A Small Collection of US State Jokes

**Georgia**

The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,0...

Q: Which is the most courteous State in the US?

A: Conetiquette

I tried to book a trip over the phone today

"I'd like to take my wife to her favourite US state for our anniversary," I said.

"Which state is that then?" the salesman replied.

"Alaska," I responded.

"Don't you think you should have found out *before* you made the call so you weren't wasting my time?" the salesman said ang...

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