Unwound Jokes - 2 Hilarious Unwound Jokes

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Merry Christmas and a

'Happy new ear', wished my Plastic Surgeon as he unwound the bandages.

The Fantastic Pig

John is travelling one day and sees a sign on the side of the road saying, "30 miles until the fantastic pig." He is curious but doesn't think anymore of it until he sees another sign 10 miles up the road declaring the fantastic pig only 20 miles away. This continues up until 5 miles away from the s...

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