If you ever miss 4:20 just wait untill 4:22 because...
4:22 is 4:20 too.
Women call me ugly untill they find out how much money I make
Then they call me ugly and poor.
A hunter on vacation
He had travelled far from the city and into the country side, and payed a man to hunt deer on his grounds. After many hours he saw the biggest deer he had ever seen, just on the boundary to the neighbouring farm.
He decided to shoot and he hit the deer. However it staggered onto the neighbour...
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An old paratrooper joke
the original one (at least the one that I know) is in Hebrew. The son is joining the army and his father wants him to become a paratrooper just like he did.
He is not in fit and he is afraid of heights, but his father told him that if he won't become one, he won't be allowed to enter his...
My uncle told me a story about how he survived a chase from lion for about 10 kms.
He said once he saw a lion, he started running toward the village at full speed. After around a kilometre, he looked back and lion, who was just a feet away from him, slipped all of sudden. This allowed him to gain some distance from lion. After around another kilometre, he looked back and lion, wh...