What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne waits untill a boy's 12 before it comes on his face.
If you ever miss 4:20 just wait untill 4:22 because...
4:22 is 4:20 too.
Women call me ugly untill they find out how much money I make
Then they call me ugly and poor.
God created Canada.
On the 6th day God turned to Archangel Gabriel and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Canada, it will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains,beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-l...
It used to be called a Jumpoline..
Untill your mom jumped on it.
Before the end of the world, God gathered three presidents: Biden, Xi and Lukashenko.
God told them: “Go and tell your people that in two weeks, the world will end.”
Biden went back to US and said: “I have two pieces of news. One is good, and the other is bad. The good news is that God exists. The bad news is that in two weeks, the world will end”.
Xi w...
A man goes to war and his wife vows to not wash at all untill he returns!
Ten years later, he returns and his wife meets him at the airport. After they get in a car the wife asks: "Whats wrong? You haven't spoken a word since you came" and the husband replies: "I'm waiting for you to fart so I can catch some air"
It was pretty funny when I was s kid!
A man walks into a bar
He sits down and asks the bartender: "Can I have 8 beer please?"
The man gets his 8 beers, he starts to drink and doesn't stop untill all 8 glasses are empty.
Now he asks: "Can I please have 6 more beers?"
The man gets his 6 beers, he starts to drink and doesn't stop untill all ...
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