A quarter acre of undeveloped land may not seem like much to some people,
But to me it's a lot.
A good friend of mine died last week.
A good friend of mine died last week. His wife asked me to speak at his funeral, but to please keep it short. When the time came, I was pretty emotional, but I was able to do it. I stood up, walked to the front of the room, and said "A small parcel of undeveloped land". I guess it was what she wante...
A man is sitting at a bar when a cop runs in.
"Sir," the cop shouts, holding up a strip of undeveloped film, "Is this you?!"
The man looks at the film strip, then at the officer. "That's a negative, sir."
A soldier is stationed in the middle east...
A young, American soldier arrives to his first tour of duty in an undeveloped area of Kuwait, and quickly discovers that things are rather strict. While he's able to distract himself for the first few days, he soon starts to get a little bit "antsy," and wonders how, exactly, he's meant to contend w...