I read today in the local newspaper that a barber in the city was arrested for drug trafficking

I was his client for a long time but I didn't know he was a barber

I wasn’t sure about getting involved in human trafficking.

But now I’m sold.

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What do you call a Welshman who transports sheep?

A sex trafficker.

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An arab was wrongfully taken into custody at the airport..

After feeling humiliated by the incident he decided to hire a lawyer to sue the TSA

The lawyer tells him “I’m sorry this happened to you. Ever since 9/11, your people have been forced to live in fear. This needs to stop! Now tell me exactly what happened?”

The arab goes on to explain h...

My wife recently became a crossing guard at our sons school.

She hates when I ask how the child trafficking is going.

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On a flight back from Russia, a flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the captain immediately…

“Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty and quiet female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a bald, sweaty, old slob who looks like a sexual deviant!”

The captain responds, “You must be new here. This is Air Force One.”

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A guy was trafficking drugs hiding them in his testicles

The airport security dog started barking at the guy.
The cops grew suspicious. So they took him to he interrogation room and stripped him off his clothes.

The officer started checking this guy. As soon as he touched his testicles he felt he was onto something.

So he tried to break h...

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So I was charged for sex trafficking.

Never going to have sex in the middle of the highway anymore.

Policeman approaches individual in suspicious behavior

Officer: have you ever been arrested?

Individual: yes sir

Officer: for drug trafficking?

Individual: no sir, i don't mess with drugs, they're bad for your health

Officer: so what's your crime?

Individual: organ trafficking

I told my friend my original movie concept: An ex-Secret Service agent's teenage daughter is abducted by human traffickers while on a trip to Paris.

He said "Sorry mate, I think that idea's taken"

What’s the best thing about being involved in human trafficking?

It can really take you places.

I wanted to lie about my soap trafficking

but I decided to come clean.

Marie Kondo says to donate anything that doesn't spark joy,

but The Salvation Army says that amounts to human trafficking.

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Why are human traffickers hard to catch?

They know how to haul ass.

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What do central European sex traffickers tell their clients?

The Czech's in the mail.

I want to start up a business illegally importing woodwind instruments from South Asia

There is a lot of money in sax trafficking.

A man saw a sign on a farm: Talking dog for sale

He asks the farmer where the dog is.

Out back.

The man goes up to the dog, in his doghouse and says, hey what's your story?

The dog speaks: Well, as soon as I found out I could talk I wanted to be of service to my country. So I went to the CIA. They placed me as a spy in f...

My wife volunteers every week as a school crossing guard.

I tell everyone she’s into human trafficking.

When a girl says she wants to have a guy's babies, no one bats an eye, but when I say I want to give someone my babies-

-I'm suddenly under arrest for human trafficking.

I heard that my old crossing guard was arrested a few days ago...

Apparently she's serving jail time for human trafficking.

The other day I saw a Zomato delivery giving a lift to a random stranger

and my immediate thought was, "Oh, Zomato's venturing into human trafficking now?"

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A person who illegally exports sheep is called an owler

Unless you are from Wales, then you are a sex trafficker.

I've made a fortune through international human resource management!

Or 'human trafficking', as some call it.

Today is the 13th day of Christmas. My house is over-run with noisy birds and a crowd of hungry and confused pipers, drummers, lords and ladies. On top of all that...

...my true love was arrested for human trafficking.

People admit to shopping for their girlfriends/wives all the time...

but when I do it I get busted for ~~prostitution~~ human trafficking.

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My girlfriend won't give me road head...

She says she won't willing participate in sex trafficking.

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