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Why will Titanic II be better than Titanic I?

Because there are no icebergs to crash into anymore.

My friend with a lisp has a strong opinion on the Titanic II

As he put it, they're doing the unsinkable!

Did you hear about Titanic II gearing up to set sail in 2022?

Good thing we melted all our glaciers in the preparation.

The Titanic II is set to make its maiden voyage in 2022

At least they won't have to worry about icebergs, due to global warming.

Why did the engineers of the Titanic II make sure to include a solid Bluetooth system?

They didn't want the ship to get stuck syncing again.

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