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Pearl Jam Jokes

Pearl Jam tried to warn us about Ticketmaster in the Nineties. We didn't listen.

Probably because we couldn't understand what Eddie Vedder was saying.

My girlfriend was making breakfast while playing music the other day and she asked if I liked Pearl Jam

No thanks, I prefer blueberry

Pearl Jam have had to cancel some gigs in Europe after Eddie Vedder experienced some issues with his throat.

The band tried to source a temporary replacement vocalist, but they can’t find a better man.

What do Portal and Pearl Jam have in common?

I’m still alive

Pearl Jam just came out with a product that regulates women’s periods

They’re calling it Even Flow

What does the band Pearl Jam say when they’re discouraged?

Ugh, we’re not getting Eddy Vetter!

I went and saw Pearl Jam and I thought to myself...

This couldn’t get Eddie Vedder

Pearl Jam's "Alive" song just came on the radio...

You don't gotta rub it in Eddie Vedder.

To cheer me up my fiancee got me tickets to Pearl Jam.

But three songs in I still wasn't feeling Eddie Vedder

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When you're having sex...just as you reach Nirvana, but before you have The Offspring, what do you make?

Pearl Jam

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You might be a redneck

If you think "Pearl Jam" is an oriental sex act

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