Bart Simpson Jokes - 5 Hilarious Bart Simpson Jokes

Why can’t Bart Simpson go to the bar?

Because of the BartEnder

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Bart Simpson goes to a bar

He introduces himself to the barkeep and orders a drink that is enthusiastically provided to him.
Bart downs the drink, keels over and dies.

A patron sitting at the bar observing all this exclaims to the bar keep, "Oh my God! What just happened? Did you just poison Bart Simpson?!"

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Apple is developing a product—invented by Bart Simpson—that cleans your vehicle.

The iCaroomba

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What did they call it when Bart Simpson met Steve Jobs?

iCaramba

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I'm a dad. Here's my joke: Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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