A scene from Family Guy that never existed:

Lois says, "Good news Peter, your test results are back, you don't have the Coronavirus!"

Peter: "I don't?! Wow, I was so sure I did... Man, I haven't been this surprised since that time I went to Sting's birthday party."

Cutaway to Sting's birthday party flashback:

Peter: "Lis...

I want Family Guy to sing supercalifragilisticexpialidocious...

...though Disney probably won't let them because they find the idea quite atrocious.

Vin Diesel should voice Peter Griffin

After all, he is a Family Guy

A man walks into a record store...

A man walks into a record store, looking confused. The owner approaches him:
"Hey, you seem a little lost. Can I show you where anything is?"
"Uh yes, actually.", the man replies, "I'm looking for some classical music, as I've never listened to it before."
"Oh, well we have a vast var...

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NSFW Know the difference between jam and jelly?

I can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Thanks to my first boss Jim for this one who I'm sure heard it somewhere else like the family guy episode

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