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Tenfold Jokes

A married woman is walking through a desert cave one day when she comes across a magical genie lamp

She rubs the lamp, and a genie comes out. "Thank you for getting me out of that cursed lamp! I... I was so crowded in there. Listen, to make it up to you, I'll give you three wishes".

The woman is overjoyed. She jumps up and down excitedly, but then the genie speaks again.

"However, I...

34 Days!!

A bartender is at the beginning of his shift, when a few blondes come in and get a table. The group begins cheering and chanting "34 Days! 34 Days!!" One after another they come up for drinks and rounds of shots for their table. Thinking nothing of it, the bartender happily obliges.

After abo...

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While at work, a man hears a voice from the sky.

The voice said, “Quit your job”.
The man hesitated, but realising that this voice was the voice of God, he quit his job.
Next, the voice told him to sell all his property and bring all the money to vegas.
The man was scared, but he did it anyway.
When arriving at vegas, the voice asked ...

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