Tankless Jokes - 7 Hilarious Tankless Jokes

Radio Yerevan was asked about today's parade.

Radio Yerevan was asked: "Given how difficult it must have been to procure equipment for this year's Red Square Victory Day Parade, did the organizer receive any sort of special commendation?"

Radio Yerevan answered: "No, it was a tankless job."

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What do you call an unappreciative water heater?

Tankless.

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I feel bad for plumbers who install those fancy water heaters that hang on the wall.

It’s a tankless job.

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After years of never having enough hot water, and countless cold showers, we finally had an on-demand water heater installed, that provides unlimited hot water.

And although the plumber did an excellent installation and worked quickly, we did not express our appreciation.

It was a tankless job.

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Being a free diving instructor requires you to teach others how to hold their breath under water while not using scuba gear.

It's a tankless job.

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Staying busy with quarantine and just replaced my leaking water heater.

It's a tankless job, but somebody has to do it.

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I just got out of the army, where I was an M1A1 Abrams driver. My new career is completely unrelated.

It's a tankless job.

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