I told my mate i was on my way to a Filipino lesson
He said "Hey i've been wanting to learn a new language, can i tagalog?"
Let's try a joke I learned in the Philippines
A Filipino woman and her husband, an American, wake up the morning after their wedding and decide to take a shower together. In the middle of their fun, the water cuts out (as sometimes happens in the Philippines). The wife cries out, "Ay! Walang tubig!" ("Oh no! No water!" in Tagalog).
Why are Filipino people so clingy?
Because they always Tagalog.
What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?