What do you call someone who helps you learn to fart?
A Tooter (my 9yo daughter made it up)
After double doors had to be installed in the castle to allow for Henry VIII's massive frame, he was no longer the same man who enjoyed playing his horn or teaching his kids.
He was a two-door tooter Tudor too dour to tutor
A Tutor Who Tooted
A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor
“Is it tougher to toot
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?”
My first original joke. Feel free to critique
Prince William, Catherine, and their children were all enjoying dinner one evening. The food did not sit well, and everyone but Catherine was experiencing gas later that night.
“I’m surrounded by a bunch of tooters!” exclaimed Catherine.
William said, “Dear, we’re not Tudors - we’re WI...
Why didn't the teacher break wind in front of other people?
Because he was a private tooter
What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor (tooter)
Heard it from a guy on the street selling newspapers in front of the art institute in chicago.
What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?
A tooter.
(thanks, honey)
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