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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the giraffe, and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb

Eleven
One who stands on a table and holds the bulb and ten who lift the table and spin it around

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to change the bulb, and the second to fill the bathtub with bright purple machine tools, and one more to purchase a squirrel from the apple vendor.

Another light bulb joke

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

2

One to ride the giraffes, and one to put the clocks into the bathtub.

3 in one...

A mushroom walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, "Why should I give you a beer?" Mushroom replies, "Because I'm a fun-gi."

Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Fish.

Speaking of fish, one flopped into a bar. The bartender...

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