Surrealists Jokes

Two. One to hold the giraffe, and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

Fish.

Eleven
One who stands on a table and holds the bulb and ten who lift the table and spin it around

Three. One to change the bulb, and the second to fill the bathtub with bright purple machine tools, and one more to purchase a squirrel from the apple vendor.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

2

One to ride the giraffes, and one to put the clocks into the bathtub.

A mushroom walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, "Why should I give you a beer?" Mushroom replies, "Because I'm a fun-gi."

Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Fish.

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