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Dali Jokes

What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal

What do you call Salvador Dali after multiple homicide?

A surreal killer.

Did you hear about Salvador Dali’s brother who was a really good boxer?

His name was Muhamma

So the Dali-Lama walks into a pizza shop...

and asks the pizza guy, "Can you make me one with everything?"

Today is the Dali Lamas 82nd birthday but he couldn't decide if he wanted a vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry birthday cake...

...so he decided to be made one with everything.

I don't suffer from madness.

I enjoy every second of it.
(attributed to Salvador Dali)

What were Jeffrey Epstein's last words?

"The encryption codes are hidden behind the Dali painting in the guest bathroom. Hey, I told you what you wan...."

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

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