Ego and superego walk into a bar

The bartender said "I'm going to need to see some ID."

I was stopped at a checkpoint and they asked for my ID.

Little did they know about my ego and superego.

A man tries to get into a club

The bouncer says, "I'd like to see your id"

The man replies, "I want to drink until I black out and screw anything that walks."

The bouncer nods his head respectively, "and your superego?"

"Ill have a few drinks and get a ride home."

Cred to C&H

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