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Superego Jokes

An ego and a superego walk into a bar.

The bartender says "I'll have to see some id"

I was stopped at a checkpoint and they asked for my ID.

Little did they know about my ego and superego.

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Psychology Definitions....

* A psychologist is a person who tells you what everybody knows in a language nobody can understand.
* The superego is that part of the personality soluble in alcohol, or the superego is that small inner voice that warns us that someone may be looking.
* A neurotic is a person who has di...

A man tries to get into a club

The bouncer says, "I'd like to see your id"

The man replies, "I want to drink until I black out and screw anything that walks."

The bouncer nods his head respectively, "and your superego?"

"Ill have a few drinks and get a ride home."

Cred to C&H

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