The bartender said "I'm going to need to see some ID."
I was stopped at a checkpoint and they asked for my ID.
Little did they know about my ego and superego.
A man tries to get into a club
The bouncer says, "I'd like to see your id"
The man replies, "I want to drink until I black out and screw anything that walks."
The bouncer nods his head respectively, "and your superego?"
"Ill have a few drinks and get a ride home."
Cred to C&H
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