The psychologist said that children at a certain mental age believe that everybody knows what they’re thinking.
He used a doll to prove his point.
He placed a crayon box filled with candles on the table in front of the child. He then asked the child what was in the box. Of course the child answered crayons.
Then the psychologist opened the box to show the child that the box contained not cray...
Did you guys hear they’re thinking about closing the Philadelphia mint?
Im not opposed, it just makes cents
If you’re thinking about building a Velcro wall
Plan on sticking to it
Not to brag, but I have sychic powers.
For example, right now you’re thinking, “It’s psychic, idiot!”
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled upon an old lamp.
He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said “OK. OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah, blah. This is the 4th time this month and I’m getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!
The man sat and thought about it f...
[Long] Rupert the dog
A woman is in a pet shop looking for a protector for her home. She sees a variety of animals from talking birds, to pitbulls and even exotic cats. Being well off, she decides to ask the shopkeep what the best available was.
“Ah! Yes you must be interested in Rupert!” the shopkeep says excite...
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A guy with a 25 inch penis goes to a witch doctor
He asks, is there anything you can do to shorten it Women won’t have sex with me. It’s too big.she said no but if you go in the forest there’s a pond with a magical frog that grants the wish you’re thinking of every time he says the word no, so you ask him to marry him to guarantee the correct respo...
A Young beautiful teacher was giving
her class of six year olds a quiz "behind my back I've got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?" she asked. "an apple" replied little Raymond "no," said the teacher " it's a tomato but it shows you are thinking." "I've now got something round, a greenish colored you can eat it." "An ...
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