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Django Jokes

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Why can't you hear Django Freeman have sex?

*The D is silent*

How come Django's wife never hears Django coming?

The D is silent.

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Why don't you hear Django's penis talk during the movie?

The D is silent.

The anti-phonetic alphabet

I've been making a list for months of words that can be used to deliberately confuse people over the phone when phonetically reading out letters. Some letters like L are tough so I just added funny words to say.

A - aisle

B - bdellium

C - czar

D - Djibouti, Django, djemb...

So a jazz musician dies and goes to heaven

No, that's not the whole joke.

He's greeted by Thelonious Monk, who says "Hey, welcome--and congratulations on making it up here! There's a spot for you in the band if you want it. We play with Satch, Django, Coltrane, all the greats, and we have a gig tonight. There's only one catch: God'...

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