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State Prison Jokes

Did you hear about the book written by the inmate in the New York State Prison?

It got an early release for good behavior.

I Think I Know You

A lot of people walk up to me and say I look very familiar, but the conversation usually stops when I ask if they were in the Los Angeles County State Prison also.

Jailhouse humor

A new inmate showed up at the state prison to start serving his fifty year sentence. After getting through the preliminaries with his cellmate, he settles in. After a bit, he hears a shout outside the cell, "Number twelve!", and everybody on the block laughed uproariously. A few minutes later, some ...

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Friday evening a notorious murderer

has just escaped from Texas State Prison.
Police advise members of the public that they should not approach him at any costs, but report any sightings to their nearest police station.

Saturday afternoon, the convict surrender himself to police.

When asked why he gave himself up...

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