Sound System Jokes - 11 Hilarious Sound System Jokes

Which sound system technology do the Malfoys use?

Dobby Atmos

What Asian stereo type do you hear the most?

Personally I’ve got a Yamaha surround sound system.

I met a furry with an amazing sound system

You wouldn't believe how many sub woofers she has.

i saw an ad for a cheap home sound system with the volume stucked on high

I couldn’t turn it down

My new 1000 watt sound system is great!

I can control the volume of my neighbor's banging on my door.

Someone broke into my car but they only stole the sound system.

It was grand theft audio.

What do you call a dog with a tiny sound system?

A sub woofer

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I got a banging sound system fitted into my car.

Might make my job as a hearse driver more entertaining.

I'd been told by everyone to choose Denon over anything else for my new sound system.

Until I realized that's just a stereo type.

TIL that my neighbors really like the metal song i'm playing on my 7.1 sound system

I figured because he thrown a brick at my window to hear it better !
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