i saw an ad for a cheap home sound system with the volume stucked on high

I couldn’t turn it down

Someone broke into my car but they only stole the sound system.

It was grand theft audio.

I met a furry dominatrix with an amazing sound system

You wouldn't believe how many sub woofers she has.

What do you call a dog with a tiny sound system?

A sub woofer

My new 1000 watt sound system is great!

I can control the volume of my neighbor's banging on my door.

I'd been told by everyone to choose Denon over anything else for my new sound system.

Until I realized that's just a stereo type.

TIL that my neighbors really like the metal song i'm playing on my 7.1 sound system

I figured because he thrown a brick at my window to hear it better !
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I got a banging sound system fitted into my car.

Might make my job as a hearse driver more entertaining.

What's your favorite asian stereo type?

Personally, I love sony sound system with surround sound.

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When a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun

BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?

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An out of work pianist with Tourette's Syndrome was strolling around the streets and bars of Soho one sunny afternoon....

An out of work pianist with Tourette's Syndrome was strolling around the streets and bars of Soho one sunny afternoon.

Walking down Dean Street he sees a lounge bar with a sign in the window: 'Pianist wanted for evening performances'.

"Fucking get in there you cunt!" he says to himself...

Berlin's Hottest Nightclub

A hot new nightclub, Integers, opened up in Berlin. The club's
advertising referenced the "infinite" amount of space on the inside, and its excellent location downtown. The walls were sleek and black, with purple house lights and an immaculate sound system. Drinks were all priced at whole dollar...

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