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Sound System Jokes

Which sound system technology do the Malfoys use?

Dobby Atmos

What Asian stereo type do you hear the most?

Personally I’ve got a Yamaha surround sound system.

I met a furry dominatrix with an amazing sound system

You wouldn't believe how many sub woofers she has.

i saw an ad for a cheap home sound system with the volume stucked on high

I couldn’t turn it down

My new 1000 watt sound system is great!

I can control the volume of my neighbor's banging on my door.

Someone broke into my car but they only stole the sound system.

It was grand theft audio.

What do you call a dog with a tiny sound system?

A sub woofer

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I got a banging sound system fitted into my car.

Might make my job as a hearse driver more entertaining.

I'd been told by everyone to choose Denon over anything else for my new sound system.

Until I realized that's just a stereo type.

TIL that my neighbors really like the metal song i'm playing on my 7.1 sound system

I figured because he thrown a brick at my window to hear it better !
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[NSFW] When a woman buys a vibrator, it’s seen as a bit of naughty fun. But….

When a man orders a 240 vault Fuckmaster Pro 5000 blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non drip semen collecting tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream with option of a moaner or panter in a 7.1 sound system, hes called a pervert

Berlin's Hottest Nightclub

A hot new nightclub, Integers, opened up in Berlin. The club's
advertising referenced the "infinite" amount of space on the inside, and its excellent location downtown. The walls were sleek and black, with purple house lights and an immaculate sound system. Drinks were all priced at whole dollar...

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An out of work pianist with Tourette's Syndrome was strolling around the streets and bars of Soho one sunny afternoon....

An out of work pianist with Tourette's Syndrome was strolling around the streets and bars of Soho one sunny afternoon.

Walking down Dean Street he sees a lounge bar with a sign in the window: 'Pianist wanted for evening performances'.

"Fucking get in there you cunt!" he says to himself...

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