Greek tacos sound good for lunch.

Gyros in a half shell.

Communism might sound good on paper ...

... unless you’re reading a history book.

I called my mom today, and she didn't sound good.

"Well, I haven't eaten in 2 weeks," she explained.

"Mom! That's not good - what's wrong?" I asked.

"I didn't want my mouth to be full when you called."

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A deaf couple are struggling to initiate sex...

A deaf couple is struggling to initiate sex in the dark of night, so they decide to sit down and communicate a work around.

The wife starts writing on a notepad, “If you want to have sex with with me, squeeze my left breast once, and if you don’t want to have sex with me squeeze my right bre...

Happy Valentine's

Roses are red,.
Violets are blue.
If he's busy on Valentine's,
The side-piece is you!

Those roses smell lovely,
But the stems have a prick.
Her excuse may well sound good,
But she'll be getting some ________

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Three guys go to heaven

St Peter at the gate greets them and says ‘Alright. We’ve just built some new roads up here and we need to get you each a car. Depending on how faithful you were to your wives will determine the quality of the car. Sound good?’
1st Guy: ‘I was happily married thirty years with my wife and never c...

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus in a tank

The man says to the bartender “I bet my octopus can play any instrument. If I win, I get free drinks all night. What do you say?” The bartender agrees. “Take him over to the piano. We’ll see how good this octopus really is.” The man walks over to the piano, lets the octopus out of the tank, and the ...

Socialism is like Jazz...

It's full of obvious mistakes, but somehow still manages to sound good.

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It's a good thing Harambe got shot....

Dicks out for dead kids just doesn't sound good

I was going to make a joke about water...

But it wouldn't sound good coming from me, as people say I have a dry sense of humor

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Two Pakistani guys move to Australia…

When they get off the plane one of the Pakistani guys says to the other,

“You know what? We’re both from Pakistan but seeing as we’re in Australia why don’t we immigrate for real? I mean really become true blue Aussies! Here’s my idea: You and me part ways for six months and try and soak up t...

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