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Why does a marriage proposal always sound good?

Because it's got a nice ring to it.

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Communism might sound good on paper ...

... unless you’re reading a history book.

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Greek tacos sound good for lunch.

Gyros in a half shell.

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I called my mom today, and she didn't sound good.

"Well, I haven't eaten in 2 weeks," she explained.

"Mom! That's not good - what's wrong?" I asked.

"I didn't want my mouth to be full when you called."

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It's a good thing Harambe got shot....

Dicks out for dead kids just doesn't sound good

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