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Somersaults Jokes

Golf dog

A man invites a new friend to play a round of golf. When the arrive at the first tee, the friend has a small dog with him. At the first green the friend sinks a twenty foot putt, the little dog yaps and dances around. The man tells his friend how fantastic the dog is, then ask “What does he do ...

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Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.

Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing.

One day, one of them became curious enough to ask Stanley why he
exercised all day.

Stanley said,"Look, ...

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An old man walks into a bar

And asks the bartender, "Would you mind if I use your bathroom?"
"No problem, go ahead" replies the bartender.
"Are you sure? I'm on the salts." says the old man.
Confused, the bartender tells him it's still fine.
A few minutes later the old man comes out of the bathroom and sits at the ...

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