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Smoking Kills Jokes

Everyone told me smoking kills, I had no idea how fast.

My dad went to get his first pack of cigarettes ever and I never saw him again.

If smoking kills...

Then why does it cure salmon?

Smoking Kills

Experts say that every time you inhale a drag of a cigarette, it takes 7 seconds off your life.

When I was a teenager, my best friend and I tried cigarettes for the first time. I ended up smoking for 25 years, but my friend only inhaled **once**.

Yesterday, while out walking his dog, ...

I read that smoking kills

So I decided to quit reading.

Cigarette packets says “smoking kills” so I stopped smoking them

I just smoke the ones that seriously damage health instead

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