Smokey The Bear Jokes

Do you remember Smokey the Bear? I do. “Only YOU can prevent forrest fires.”

I tell ya, as a kid in the 80’s that really stuck with me. Like, every single forrest fire since, I’ve had to wrestle with it. How is this my fault? What more could I be doing? Why couldn’t I prevent it?

My ... read more

The same middle name.

He'd just moved to the neighborhood, and was enjoying retirement after years of working for the U.S. Forest Service. He was sitting in his favorite easy chair, reading a particularly engaging book, when the doorbell rang.

Smokey sighed, set the book face down (his sister was always so mad at ... read more

Because every time his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.

Half the world is burning right now.


*I hope you feel good about yourself.*