when i was five, my dad put snowballs in the blender to make a slushie

i miss snowballs, she was a good cat.

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Therapist: What seems to be the problem?

Me: I have an irrational fear of those gas station slushies, y'know the ones you get for a dollar?

Therapist: I see.

Me: *Screams.*

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3 vampires are in a bar.

One orders a Type A+ Blood Smoothie.
The second one order a Type O+ Blood Slushie.
The third one orders a glass of water.
The other two are shocked.
The third one grabs out a used tampon and says, "Don't worry, I am making tea!'

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A man working at a convenience store gets a little bored..

A man working at a convenience store gets a little bored and decides to grab a slushie. Still bored and with business being slow he grabs a porno magazine and starts "reading" it.

Just then three elderly ladies come into the store. With his pants down and hand on his junk the clerk hurriedl...

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