Why do NRA members wear sleeveless shirts?

Because they have a right to bare arms!

What do you call a reptilian detective that wears a sleeveless shirt and just can't let something go?

An InVESTed Gator

Perspectives

A drunk gets into a tram and as he was quite dizzy, has a seat.
At the next stop, a young aspiring girl who is training to become a gymnast gets on. As there were no free seats, she stands right above our drunken fellow, hanging on to the bar for balance.
That day was a summer day, so due to t...

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