Three guys go to a ski lodge and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the gu...
So three guys rent a room at a ski lodge
Three guys rent a room at a ski lodge but due to a lack of other rooms they're forced to share a bed.
In the middle of the night, they all wake up abruptly and the one on the left says *"Man I dreamt I was getting a handjob"*
The guy on the right replies *"That's weird, I was dreaming ...
My friend Jason invited me to spend a week with him and his family at their ski lodge.
I wanted to bring gifts. For him, a felt hat. For her felt mittens. For the kids, felt-tipped markers.
I like to make my presents felt.
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3 friends go to a ski lodge...
But the receptionist at the front dest said that the lodge was over booked, and the friends have to share a room.
After walking in they notice that there’s only one bed. They decide to go to bed early and set their alarms for 6:30am.
The buzzer sounds and they awake. The one on the lef...
Three guys went to a ski lodge after a tiresome day of skiing.
There was only one bed, so they had to share it. When they woke up the next morning, the guy on the left side of the bed said he saw the most amazing dream. "This beautiful lady gave me a wonderful handjob". The guy on the right said; "I had the exact same dream! It felt so real!" The guy in the mid...
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