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What's the difference between M. Night Shyamalan and Ozai?

M. Night Shyamalan successfully killed the Avatar.

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I wanted to tell you which M. Night Shyamalan movie is my favourite,

But it's not happening.

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The lead actress for Avatar Korra is going to be so hard for M. Knight Shyamalan to cast

Gotcha :)

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I watched a film by M. Night Shyamalan about a man with a disappearing penis.

Never saw it coming.

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I saw M. Night Shyamalan at a dancing competition today.

What a twist.

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How many M. Night Shyamalans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two.

One to change the bulb, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end.

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2019 Everest Climbing Season is like a M. Night Shyamalan Movie

They are all dead, they just don't know it yet.

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Why did M. Night Shyamalan get sent to Guantanamo Bay?

Because he's a Middle Eastern guy who has made a lot of bombs.

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My life is like going to see a M. Night Shyamalan film....bizarre characters, lots of plot twists

and I want my money back.

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If M. Night Shyamalan told a knock-knock joke.

* Knock knock.
* "Who's there?"
* "M. Night Shyamalan."
* "M. Night Shyamalan who?"
* "Nah, I'm just messing with you. I was inside the whole time."

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Why is a pig M. Night Shyamalan's favorite animal?

Cause it has a little twist at the end.

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My favorite mixed drink is the M. Night Shyamalan.

It's nothing with a twist.

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What is M. Night Shyamalan's favourite dance?

The samba



Bet you thought it was the twist

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After watching all of M. Night Shyamalan's movies I realized the biggest twist...

...his career has been dead the whole time.

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In 15 days, a man with questionable hair and direction will be watched by millions as he takes control of a terrfied group of people who don't know how much they can trust him.

But enough about M. Night Shyamalan's new movie Split.

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Germany loses at home, and Japan beats America in overtime...

M. Night Shyamalan's pitch for a World War II movie.

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