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Shyamalan Jokes

What's the difference between M. Night Shyamalan and Ozai?

M. Night Shyamalan successfully killed the Avatar.

I wanted to tell you which M. Night Shyamalan movie is my favourite,

But it's not happening.

The lead actress for Avatar Korra is going to be so hard for M. Knight Shyamalan to cast

Gotcha :)

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I watched a film by M. Night Shyamalan about a man with a disappearing penis.

Never saw it coming.

I saw M. Night Shyamalan at a dancing competition today.

What a twist.

How many M. Night Shyamalans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two.

One to change the bulb, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end.

2019 Everest Climbing Season is like a M. Night Shyamalan Movie

They are all dead, they just don't know it yet.

Why did M. Night Shyamalan get sent to Guantanamo Bay?

Because he's a Middle Eastern guy who has made a lot of bombs.

My life is like going to see a M. Night Shyamalan film....bizarre characters, lots of plot twists

and I want my money back.

If M. Night Shyamalan told a knock-knock joke.

* Knock knock.
* "Who's there?"
* "M. Night Shyamalan."
* "M. Night Shyamalan who?"
* "Nah, I'm just messing with you. I was inside the whole time."

Why is a pig M. Night Shyamalan's favorite animal?

Cause it has a little twist at the end.

My favorite mixed drink is the M. Night Shyamalan.

It's nothing with a twist.

What is M. Night Shyamalan's favourite dance?

The samba



Bet you thought it was the twist

After watching all of M. Night Shyamalan's movies I realized the biggest twist...

...his career has been dead the whole time.

In 15 days, a man with questionable hair and direction will be watched by millions as he takes control of a terrfied group of people who don't know how much they can trust him.

But enough about M. Night Shyamalan's new movie Split.

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Germany loses at home, and Japan beats America in overtime...

M. Night Shyamalan's pitch for a World War II movie.

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