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The world's press gathers...

...at a press conference announced by the team at CERN in Geneva. The CERN spokeswoman steps up to the speaking podium and smiles broadly at the assembled reporters, microphones and cameras. She begins to speak.

“Thank you all for joining us today. We have some major announcements to make...

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A Married Man Walks into a Brothel..... NSFW

A man gets dropped off by his wife at a brothel, and when he walks in he asks for the biggest black woman that madam has available.

The Madam proceeds to offer the man his pick of any young, gorgeous, and skinny women. But he insists on a large black woman.

The madam eventually sends ...

A brunette walks into the doctors office

She is complaining that her entire body hurts. So the doctor asks her to touch her elbow.
The brunette winces in pain
The doctor asks for her to touch her knee
The brunette shutters in pain
The doctor asks her to touch her chin
The brunette screams in agony
Then the doctor says “m...

A man is sitting on his couch watching TV...

...when he hears the doorbell ring.

He opens the door, and sees a snail on the doorstep.

"What do you want?" says the man.

"Sir, I am wondering whether you may be interested in some new roller shutters for your home."

The man, furious at being constantly harassed by sales...

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