Shiftily Jokes - 3 Hilarious Shiftily Jokes

"Massage pinis."

Sam during a vacation to Thailand, ordered a massage session in his room. One for his wife and one for himself.

After massaging Sam for a while, the Thai girl said, "Massage pinis".

Sam felt awkward, but kept quiet, looking shiftily at his wife.

The Thai masseur again said, "Ma...

A Thai Massage

A couple who once on their vacation to Thailand, ordered a Thai massage for themselves.

After providing a relaxing and invigorating massage, the masseuse asked, "Sir? Massage Peenis?".

The man looked sheepish, but kept quiet, looking shiftily at his wife.

The masseuse asked agai...

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A beautiful woman on the top floor of a 4 storey apartment building trips and falls over her balcony.

The neighbour living in the floor below happened to be outside when he heard her scream. He looked up and saw her coming down and as any good man would do, he caught her in his arms as she dangled over the edge.

"Save me, please!!" She cried.

The man began to pull her up but stopped w...

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