A man once bought a parrot

After bringing it home, he realizes that the parrot has the most vile, filthy vulgar vocabulary. The man, on the other hand, was educated and polite and this caused him great embarrassment.
After a few days, the man has had enough and tells the parrot "If you don't behave yourself, I'm going to ...

What do you call a rude and isolated bacteria?

Uncultured.

What do you call a person who doesn’t like yogurt or kombucha?

Uncultured

guess where I’m taking her. Hint: It starts with “B”

My wife says I’m unsophisticated and uncultured, so to prove her wrong, guess where I’m taking her. Hint: It starts with “B” and rhymes with “wallet.

I don't like cheese...

Maybe I'm just uncultured.

What did yogurt say to bacon?

You uncultured swine.

Why didn’t the cheesestick have any friends?

Because it was uncultured.

What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection?

Uncultured swine.

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