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Uncultured Jokes

Your so uncultured.....

You could be the medium for a petri dish.

I’m in Ireland for St. Patrick’s day and asked for an Irish Car Bomb.

The bartender began berating me about how much of an uncultured American I am, how I shouldn’t even be allowed to drink with the Irish, and really ripping into me because I got the name wrong. Apparently in Ireland the drink is called a 9/11.

A man once bought a parrot

After bringing it home, he realizes that the parrot has the most vile, filthy vulgar vocabulary. The man, on the other hand, was educated and polite and this caused him great embarrassment.
After a few days, the man has had enough and tells the parrot "If you don't behave yourself, I'm going to ...

I don't like cheese...

Maybe I'm just uncultured.

What did yogurt say to bacon?

You uncultured swine.

Why didn’t the cheesestick have any friends?

Because it was uncultured.

What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection?

Uncultured swine.

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