Shift Work Jokes - 5 Hilarious Shift Work Jokes

I was unaware of certain things when I applied for shift work.

Like how the "F" was silent.

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I just got off my shift working on a drilling rig

that is taking core samples looking for gold. My family is out of town right now, so I came home, showered and decided that I would, all by my lonesome, go trick-or-treating.

I'll be dressed up as an unaccompanied miner.

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Why does it suck being a seismologist?

It's all shift work and there's no stability.

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One summer, I worked as an assistant to an one-armed typist.

It was shift work.

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I've found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters.

It's shift work.

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