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Sequitur Jokes

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What’s the best part of a non sequitur joke?

Poopy fart!

I've come here to make non sequiturs and kick ass,

and I'm all out of pineapples.

A non sequitur walks into a bar

In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

You know what they say about non sequiturs...

I LOVE pineapple upside down cake!

(I just made this up today, and I'm so proud. I told my coworkers, but they told me to stop doing drugs.)

This joke ends in a non-sequitur...

... I know, I couldn't follow it either.

What do you call an illogical joke about Indian food ?

What do you call an illogical joke about Indian food

A naan sequitur

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A grammar book walks into a bar

* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

* A bar was walked into by the pass...

HR The Movie: Now it’s personnel.

More of a non sequitur really

When my wife told me she wanted a divorce, I told her that I really liked flatbread.

It was a naan sequitur.

Two kids are waiting on the bus to school.

And the bartender says "Why the non-sequitur?"

I was talking to my friend and he brought up Indian flatbread out of nowhere.

It was a real naan sequitur.

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