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The Great White Jokes

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The Great White Hunter

A wealthy American man has retired and is entering old age. Fearing that he hasn't lived his life to the fullest, he decides that the first thing he will do with his funds will be to fulfill a childhood dream of his: to go hunting in Africa and take down a gorilla.

He promptly arranges a flig...

I asked my family "Canadad travel to the Great White North"

My children replied "Yukon", but my wife was having Nunavut.

Up in the great white north, a man and his best friend, a moose, walk into a bar

As the night goes on, they get drunk, and eventually the moose passes out. The man pays his tab and decides that, since there is no way he can move the moose, he’ll just go home and meet up with his friend tomorrow.

As he's leaving, the barkeep yells out "Hey! You can’t leave that lyin' here....

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A city boy got a job at a lumber camp up in the Great White North . . .

. . . and was noticing how far removed the camp was from the nearest civilization. So he approached his foreman and said, "Hey, we're pretty isolated out here. What do you guys do when you get - y'know - horny?"
The foreman, a burly French Canadian, said, "Come weeth me."
He took the city b...

Birth control in an African Village

The great white doctor comes to an impoverished African village where he sees several young mothers either pregnant or with several small kids in tow, all showing signs of malnourishment. On inquiry through an interpreter, he learned that the chief was a rather amorous character and all the ladies a...

what do you call a giant white dog

the great white bark (please laugh it took me so long to come up with this)

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Dapple's Car Accident

Once upon a frosty Canadian winter, there lived a man named Dapple. Dapple was a proud Canuck, born and raised in the heart of the Great White North. He loved the snow, the maple syrup, and of course, ice hockey. But one fateful day, his life took an unexpected turn.


Dapple was driving ...

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Gorilla Hunting *long*

A very rich man decides that he is going to take a trip to Africa to hunt the legendary Great White Gorilla. But as he has no hunting experience, he places an ad to hire a hunting guide. Days go by and no one answers his ad. The man is scheduled to leave for his trip in 2 days and still not a single...

Thankful shark

There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat.

As he looks back he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His boat is a ways off and he starts swimming like crazy. He’s scared to death, and as he turns...

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What's Hitler's favorite species of shark?

The Great White.

Due to controversy some animals have been renamed

The great white shark is now the average caucasian shark to ease racial tension.

The blue whale is now known as the Happy Plus Size to counter talks about Blue being a depressive color and because whale is fat phobic.

The black panther is now known as the Panther of Colour as callin...

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