School Kid Jokes - 8 Hilarious School Kid Jokes

Just saw two elementary school kids in a fistfight...

So as an adult, I had to step in.

They didn't stand a chance.

How do American school kids learn the metric system?

9 millimeters at a time

why did elementary school kids ask their Hispanic janitor about Chinese currency?

Because it takes Juan to know Yuan!

What is an American school kid's biggest achievement?

Walking out of school alive.

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Four high school kids who carpooled together decided to skip school and spend the day fishing.

The next day they told the teacher that they had had a flat tire, and couldn't make it to class.

Much to their relief, she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a pop quiz yesterday, so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper." Still smiling, she waited for them to sit d...

Why did the school kids eat their homework?

>!Because everyone deserves a last meal.!<

What do you call it when fewer and fewer school kids go to the playground?

A recession.

Govt. Statistics show that 35% of all school kids fall victim to online bullying and this can only mean 1 thing

65% of my emails aren't going out

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