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School Kid Jokes

Just saw two elementary school kids in a fistfight...

So as an adult, I had to step in.

They didn't stand a chance.

How do American school kids learn the metric system?

9 millimeters at a time

why did elementary school kids ask their Hispanic janitor about Chinese currency?

Because it takes Juan to know Yuan!

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A joke a school kid told me which always stuck

Knock knock

Who's there?

Adolf

Adolf who?

A-dolf balls stuck in my mouth

What is an American school kid's biggest achievement?

Walking out of school alive.

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Four high school kids who carpooled together decided to skip school and spend the day fishing.

The next day they told the teacher that they had had a flat tire, and couldn't make it to class.

Much to their relief, she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a pop quiz yesterday, so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper." Still smiling, she waited for them to sit d...

Why did the school kids eat their homework?

>!Because everyone deserves a last meal.!<

What do you call it when fewer and fewer school kids go to the playground?

A recession.

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what does the Jewish pedophile say to an elementary school kid?

Hey kid, want to buy some candy?

Govt. Statistics show that 35% of all school kids fall victim to online bullying and this can only mean 1 thing

65% of my emails aren't going out

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