I thought Schindler's list was an adult film.

Because I heard there is a shower scene.

I watched Schindler's List last night and only used a couple of tissues

If it wasn't for that shower scene I wouldn't of needed any

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Girl goes to a lawyer and says she wants a divorce

Lawyer asks 'Why?'

'I caught him jerking off to a shower scene' she answers.

'I can understand that's upsetting' the lawyer replies 'but is that something worth separating over?'

'He was watching Schindler's List!' the wife answers.

Movies are always more fun if you dress up like the characters.

Like the time I didn't eat for 3 weeks and then saw Schindler's List.

"Not everything is black and white," said my grandfather.

He loves commentating on Schindler's List.

So apparently it's just a bit of lighthearted fun when people dress up to go and see Harry Potter at the cinema.........

but, when you do the same for Schindler's List, you're some kind of sick weirdo.

My gf is one of those people who ruin films by asking silly questions when you're trying to concentrate...

Last night we were watching *Schindler's List* when she leant over and whispered in my ear "why are you fapping?"

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