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Schindler's List Jokes

I thought Schindler's list was an adult film.

Because I heard there is a shower scene.

I watched Schindler's List last night and only used a couple of tissues

If it wasn't for that shower scene I wouldn't of needed any

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My friend said if I watch Schindler's List I would need a whole box of tissues.

He lied only had two wanks during it.

"Not everything is black and white," said my grandfather.

He loves commentating on Schindler's List.

Movies are always more fun if you dress up like the characters.

Like the time I didn't eat for 3 weeks and then saw Schindler's List.

So apparently it's just a bit of lighthearted fun when people dress up to go and see Harry Potter at the cinema.........

but, when you do the same for Schindler's List, you're some kind of sick weirdo.

My gf is one of those people who ruin films by asking silly questions when you're trying to concentrate...

Last night we were watching *Schindler's List* when she leant over and whispered in my ear "why are you fapping?"

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