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Scary Clown Jokes

What do you call a big, prejudiced, scary clown?

A big It

What’s the difference between a homeless clown and a scary clown?

One is penniless and the other is Pennywise.

Dude, that scary clown followed us to Wales.

Welsh It.

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My girlfriend likes it when I dress up as scary clown when we have sex

I think she has a Stephen Kink.

Two costumes are gonna be super popular this year: Donald Trump and Scary Clown.

It's gonna be hard to say which is which.

Julius Caesar and Brutus Walk Into a Movie Theater

Brutus looks at Caesar and says "Caesar, we should watch the movie sequel with the scary clown in it!"

Caesar ponders what Brutus is saying for a moment. "It Two, Brute?"

Late at night I jabbed my wife in the dark and said, " You're it."

I nearly fell out of bed when I woke up next to a scary clown in the morning.

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