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Savile Jokes

Gary Glitter; Rolf Harris and Jimmy Savile walk into a Irish bar and the bar man says: not yewtree again”.

Boom boom.

What's the difference between Jimmy Savile and a greyhound.

The Greyhound waits for the hair to appear first.

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Jimmy Savile was a terrible ventriloquist.

He stuck his hand up my arse and told me not to say anything.

I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy Savile.

When I was 9, he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.

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Some topical jokes for the Brits:

Government cuts bite deep as former prime ministers slashed by 25%.

What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Savile? Nothing: they're both dead and fucked miners.

Margaret Thatcher has died peacefully following a stroke at the age of 87. I for one am truly devastated a...

I think i'm going to be famous!

I met Jimmy Savile when I was young and I think he rubbed off on me!

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