Saurus Jokes - 9 Hilarious Saurus Jokes

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What do you call a dinosaur who walks in on you while you're having sex?

Oh-no-he-saurus

What do you call a dinosaur that writes romance novels?

A Brontë-saurus.

Joke by my little cousin : Which Dino was the best in English?

The Saurus

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A Do-you-think-he-saurus

What kind of dinosaur is always quick to arrive?

A pronto-saurus

What did the paleontologist call his newest dinosaur discovery, after running out of new or interesting names?

The Saurus

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Do-you-think-he-saurus.

Credit: Jurassic Park

What Is a Dictator Dinosaur Called

Tyrant-O-Saurus

Did you know "T-shirt" is short for "tyrannosaurus shirt".....

because they have short arms?

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