Did you know "T-shirt" is short for "tyrannosaurus shirt".....

because they have short arms?

Joke by my little cousin : Which Dino was the best in English?

The Saurus

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A Do-you-think-he-saurus

What do you call a dinosaur that's always in a hurry?

A pronto-saurus.

What did the paleontologist call his newest dinosaur discovery, after running out of new or interesting names?

The Saurus

What do you need if you're having dinosaurs for dinner?


What do you call a blind dinosaur?


Credit: Jurassic Park

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