Did you know "T-shirt" is short for "tyrannosaurus shirt".....

because they have short arms?

Joke by my little cousin : Which Dino was the best in English?

The Saurus

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A Do-you-think-he-saurus

What do you call a dinosaur that's always in a hurry?

A pronto-saurus.

What did the paleontologist call his newest dinosaur discovery, after running out of new or interesting names?

The Saurus

What do you need if you're having dinosaurs for dinner?

A-pot-of-saurus

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Do-you-think-he-saurus.

Credit: Jurassic Park

What Is a Dictator Dinosaur Called

Tyrant-O-Saurus

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