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Beach Ball Jokes

A beach ball was $50

So I asked the manager, "Why is this so expensive?"
The manager replied, "Inflation"

What's common between a beach ball and a girl?

They're both boyn't.

Dolphin joke...made it up myself today. :)

An aquarium guide brought a group of visitors around to see the dolphins, which were split up into two tanks. In the first tank the dolphins were all having fun, playing around with a beach ball. In the second tank the dolphins were training, working hard on a new trick. One of the visitors asked...

I tried to teach a monkey new words by writing them on gigantic beach balls.

Sadly he just couldn't get a grip on them.

Why are Navy galas always held near the ocean?

Because Seals LOVE beach balls!

What do you call a merman's junk?

Beach balls!

Penguins

A cop pulls over a station wagon for running a red light. When the officer gets up to the car, he sees a bunch of penguins in the back of the station wagon. He writes the driver a ticket and tells him, "I want you to take these penguins to the zoo!"
A couple days later the cop sees the same stati...

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