Robert Mugabe, an unpopular dictator from an African nation, visited Israel with his top government officials.
Unfortunately, he died during the visit. The Israelis offered to bury him in Israel for free, explaining that it will save money that can be used to help the poor people of his country. His entourage discussed the proposition and declined the offer saying that they'd rather bring back the remains of...
Robert Mugabe, Donald Trump and Boris Johnson are in a crashing aircraft.
The problem is, there's only one parachute. So Boris says, "Look here chaps, we're all democracies. Why don't we just vote on who gets the parachute?" Donald and Boris agree, and, even though they have limited time, they decide on a ballot system.
They all cast their votes, then Robert opens ...
I don't know why people are so happy about Robert Mugabe's death...
I mean, didn't he turn all of his countrymen into billionaires?
What's the difference between my patio and Robert Mugabes grave?
No-one wants to pay for a holiday to dance on my patio.
David Cameron, Barack Obama Robert Mugabe are all in crashing plane with one parachute. The crew have already jumped in blind panic.
(my friend told me this back in 2016, hence the political outdatedness)
After the initial panic, they pull themselves together and decide what to do. Finally, Cameron speaks up
"Right" he says. "We're all from democratic nations, so I suggest we hold a vote as to who should get the par...
While the rest of the world's leaders were notable for their absence it was nice to see that Robert Mugabe's funeral was attended by Justin Trudeau.
God gathers the leaders of every nation
to tell them that the world is going to end in a week, and that they must inform their countrymen and women. Shocked, the leaders return home wondering how to best break the news. The next day, they all hold press conferences.
Barack Obama: "I have some good news and some bad news. The good ...