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Rasta Jokes

A rastafarian's bus fare

A Rasta was sitting in the bus in Jamaica and he was looking for his bus fare but he couldn't find it. So he shouted out that whoever took his bus fare better return it, or what happened in 1976 would have to happen again.

So everyone panicked and started scrambling to find the man's bus fare...

What do you call an unemployed Rasta?

Jah bless.

A rasta man goes to the bank with a 25 kg bag of marijuana...

And hands it over to the bank teller.

Confused, the bank teller asks, "What's this for?"

The rasta replies, "Me here to open a joint account."

I'm a Vegan Rasta...

If I cannot smoke it, then I cannot eat it.

A little girl turns to her mother and asks, "What is that rasta man cooking behind us?"

The mother turns around to look and says, "I don't know sweetie. What Jamaican?"

What do you call a Rasta with a liberal arts degree?

Jahbless!

What do you call a Jamaican hooker?

a rasta-tute

Why was the Jamaican footballer sad?

He was kicked off his team's rasta

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

right by the beach ... [long] [slightly nsfw]

So I'm at the beach with my buddy, on Vancouver Island. We're just sitting on the rocks smoking some joints, meanwhile down on the sand there's girls in bikinis laying on their towels getting some sun. We see this guy walking along the beach talking to the girls.

He's wearing a big colorfu...

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