A little girl turns to her mother and asks, "What is that rasta man cooking behind us?"

The mother turns around to look and says, "I don't know sweetie. What Jamaican?"

What do you call an unemployed Rasta?

Jah bless.

A rasta man goes to the bank with a 25 kg bag of marijuana...

And hands it over to the bank teller.

Confused, the bank teller asks, "What's this for?"

The rasta replies, "Me here to open a joint account."

What do you call a Rasta with a liberal arts degree?

Jahbless!

I'm a Vegan Rasta...

If I cannot smoke it, then I cannot eat it.

What do you call a Jamaican hooker?

a rasta-tute

Why aren't digital images of Bob Marley scalable?

Because they're all rasta graphics.

Why was the Jamaican footballer sad?

He was kicked off his team's rasta

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right by the beach ... [long] [slightly nsfw]

So I'm at the beach with my buddy, on Vancouver Island. We're just sitting on the rocks smoking some joints, meanwhile down on the sand there's girls in bikinis laying on their towels getting some sun. We see this guy walking along the beach talking to the girls.

He's wearing a big colorfu...

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

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The Jamaican Job Interview

Carl really needed a job, but to get the job, he had to be interviewed by one of the most hard-assed foremen in the company:

Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers,
represent the number 9."

"Without numbers?" The Rastaman says. "Oh, dat dere is easy,"...

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