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Protein Shake Jokes

Did you folks hear about the protein shake factory explosion in Uganda?

There was nothing left but *de whey*

I bought a protein shake the other day

and couldn’t get it open :/

My personal trainer told me to drink a protein shake everyday at 3 in the morning.

But that's whey past my bedtime.

Bodybuilder: is there somewhere I can get protein shake around here?

Satan:There is no whey in hell, dude.

A bodybuilder drops his protein shake

Everyone in the gym shouts "Wheyyyyy"

Protein shakes are really expensive....

Whey expensive.

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

What did the body builder say when he was told protein shakes don't work?

No whey!

Two dead bodybuilders meet each other in hell

Dude 1: Hey there man, you know where I can get a protein shake around here?


Dude 2: There’s no whey in hell

[Long] A body builder was showing off in the mirror at his gym.

Able to lift twice the weight of anyone else around, he routinely boasted about how he was the greatest and everyone else was beneath him while drinking his huge container of protein shake.

One day, after seeing a new extremely attractive woman at the gym, he decided to show off some more by...

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If Herodotus was a vlogger

It's ya boi Herodotus back atch ya with another travlog!

So, I was in Delphi, and man, they be real mad with em Spartans.

Not taking sides, just my 2 Drachmae. Maybe my Athenian homies should've toned down their backstabbing a little bit, so that those Spartan hunks didn't have to canc...

Two Mexican body builders

have devoted their lives to power-lifting and they just found out that certain protein supplements have become illegal. Just as one was about to sip on his protein shake, the other smacks it out of his hand and yells: "No whey, Jose!"

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