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Protein Powder Jokes

Why did the body builder buy expired protein powder?

There was no other whey.

My uncle recently overdosed on protein powder

What a whey to go

Forgot to bring my protein powder to the gym today

Guess I should've prepared whey in advance

What did the bodybuilder say when he saw the store had sold out of protein powder?

No whey!

The Mandalorian fell on hard times and had to take a job in a body building and health food shop. Turns out he was unexpectedly great at it and smashed the commission targets. He'd just direct people to the protein powder section, and say...

..."This is the whey"



(Sorry)

The lesser-known fourth Wise Man brought baby Jesus the gift of protein powder.

It was a whey in a manger.

I had a falling out with my friend over a protein powder

We decided to go our separate wheys

What do call a Hispanic fella that ran out of protein powder?

No-whey Jose.

I asked my Mandalorian friend if his protein powder was soy, and he answered:

“This is the whey.”

I can't believe plant-based protein powder exists

There's no whey

I'll never run out of protein powder

There'd be no whey!

I was going to buy a load of whey protein powder today.

It's always better to buy it in bulk.

A man smokes some weed and goes to buy some protein powder

He gets to the store but realizes that protein powder is super expensive. He decides to steal it, as it was a high whey robbery

I learned the Mandalorian stays ripped by drinking his own brand of protein powder.

This Is The Whey

This morning I told my wife we were out of protein powder. She replied.....

No Whey

I found a spider in my protein powder today

I politely asked him to get out of my whey.

I want an after workout snack but forgot to get more protein powder.

Oy whey

My roommate seemed like he was in denial when I told him I spilled all his protein powder...

...he just kept saying "no whey, no whey"

TIFU by trying to be witty at the airport...

The TSA confiscated my protein powder asking "Are you planning on building any bombs with this substance?"

I replied "No, only guns."

Two bros were chatting it up at the gym between sets.

1: hey bro, you won’t believe it.
2: what, bro?
1: someone stole all my protein powder
2: no whey!

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