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Potty Training Jokes

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My three year old daughter made this up...what did the potty training robot say?

Pee poop pee poop.

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They tried to cash in on Chuck Norris’s popularity by making a potty training seat for toddlers with Chuck Norris’s image on it.

But it failed miserably, because Chuck Norris doesn’t take shit from anyone.

Potty Training

Potty training my toddler can be likened to the maiden voyage of the Titanic...

At the beginning we are hopeful and excited but by the end everyone’s crying and wet.

When you start potty training a child...

...you take them out of wetness protection.

My son finished potty training today!

I mean, he’s 31, but better late than never!

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You know how there is book for potty training called "Everybody Poops"

There should be a book on dealing with people called "Everybodys Full of Shit"

Why didn't the Tenth Doctor like potty training as a kid? [spoiler I guess?]

He didn't want to go.

a guy thing..

My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I
was
on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch
in
between errands.
It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I
smelled something funny, so of course, I che...

The baby is great. My wife and I just started potty training.

Which I think is important because when we want to potty train the baby, we should set an example.

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