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Pop Quiz Jokes

Pop Quiz: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

No marks for "don't know, don't care."

When my teacher announced he had a pop quiz, I gave him a quizzical look….

Thank god it wasn’t a pop test…

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A professor gives his psychology class a pop quiz. . .

One question he asks is, "What part of the human anatomy may expand up to ten times under certain circumstances?" He picks a rather overdressed girl in the front row to answer it. "Miss Callahan!" The indicated girl, who heard the question, stammers with some embarrassment: "Professor, I'd rather no...

I lost a pop quiz last night. The question was: where do women mostly have curly hair?

The correct answer is "Africa". You have a very dirty mind!

I'm going on a Coca-Cola factory trip next week.

I hope there's no pop quiz.

Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.

The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking: "What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?"Tom says: "I would switch one train to another track.""What if the lever broke?" asks the inspector."Then I'd run down to the tracks and use the...

What’s the best way to check Reddit’s knowledge of dad jokes?

A Pop quiz

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What’s another name for a paternity test

A pop quiz

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I completely regret taking a class on the history of soda

Every quiz we've had has been a pop quiz

Pavlov's Dog

After we finished the pop quiz in our psychology class, our teacher allowed us to quietly talk amongst ourselves. A group of us were discussing the idiocy of Pavlov's dog and how pairing a stimulus with a conditioned response seemed illogical in the real world. Then the bell rang, and we all headed ...

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My girlfriend sent me something unexpected.

I was having trouble with a chemistry pop quiz in school. I texted her "Sn?" She sent nudes. I just needed to know what Sn meant.

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Four high school kids who carpooled together decided to skip school and spend the day fishing.

The next day they told the teacher that they had had a flat tire, and couldn't make it to class.

Much to their relief, she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a pop quiz yesterday, so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper." Still smiling, she waited for them to sit d...

What do call an old man that asks questions?

Pop Quiz

A brilliant scientist successfully creates a lifelike deer cyborg.

Dr. Holmes, after many years of biotechnological research, finally succeeded in his secret project, using funds diverted from his research grant. Because the project needed to be kept off the records, Dr. Holmes kept the deer at home.

The cyborg would grow and develop just as a normal fawn wo...

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So Adam and Sarah partyed all night....

And in the morning, it was saturday and they had to go to sunday school.
Adam was wide awake but sarah was still hella tired.
They get there and Sarah immediately fell asleep as soon as the priest started talking. He eventually decided to give a pop quiz. He asked the first question.
"Wh...

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