Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish.
The results speak for themselves.
COVID-19 and COVID-20 were placed in a petri dish to fight
COVID-21
Have you ever heard of the remote petri culture?
They have different jeans then the rest.
What do you call 2 petri dishes enjoying themselves at an art museum?
Cultured
Why do petri dishes make good conversationalists?
They're cultured.
Did you hear about the white biologist stealing a petri dish from his black colleague?
It was a case of cultural appropriation.
Lab grown pigs
You grow 2 pig embryos in seperate Petri dishes. You add a nutrient mixture with a sip of wine to 1 dish and add nothing to to the other What do you call the pig embryo in the second, empty Petri dish?
-*An uncultured swine*.
What kind of trauma does a biologist get?
Petrie-SD
Guys Iām so proud of this
anyone interested in a good Sherlock Holmes joke?
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson went on a camping trip. After sharing a good meal and a bottle of Petrie wine, they retire to their tent for the night.
At about 3 AM, Holmes nudges Watson and asks, "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"
Watson said, "I see million...
Your so uncultured.....
You could be the medium for a petri dish.
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