Perpetual Motion Jokes - 4 Hilarious Perpetual Motion Jokes

My love for you is like perpetual motion

It doesn’t exist

I'm sorry about all the perpetual motion jokes!

I just can't stop

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Bet

Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state of agitation. “Father!” she cried, “just WAIT until you hear this!”

The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, “Now just calm down and tell me what has you so excited...

The flea jumping competition begins

Fleas from all over the country have gathered here today to take part in the contest. Expect an incredible show.

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Team 1 from Muts-4-homes Animal Shelter take the stage.

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The team lines up on the platform...

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