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Donetsk Jokes

Putin's inner circle is trying to hide the news that the war isn't going well in parts of Ukraine from him...

They have a very strict Donetsk-don't-tell policy.

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What’s the Russian military’s policy on homosexuals fighting in the Ukraine?

“Donetsk, don’t tell.”

Did you hear the name of Putin's new military policy?

Donetsk, don't tell.

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Ukraine has a new policy on gays signing up for military service.

Donetsk, Dontell.

Russia will NEVER identify the Ukrainians fighting them...

They have a strict Donetsk don't tell policy.

Kyiv subway. A middle-aged woman enters the train.

Young guy stands up from his seat and lets her sit down.

Woman: Young man, are you from Lviv?

Guy: Why do you think so?

Woman: You are the only one to give me a seat.

Guy: You are right, I'm from Lviv. And you must be from Donetsk.

Woman: Yeah. But how have you gue...

The Russians official stance on the downed MH17 flight:

Donetsk, don't tell.

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