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A Plane Has Engine Trouble

and the pilot tells the passengers that they need to unload some weight or the plane will crash. Unfortunately they can't get to the luggage and there are no parachutes, so in order to save the plane, three volunteers need to jump out of the plane and sacrifice their lives to save the others.
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Racial Confusion

A young black boy is in the kitchen cooking with his mum, when all of a sudden he smacks his face into the bowl of flower looking up at his mother he says "look mum, im a white fella!" She smacks him in the head with the spoon and says "get out of here with that shit, go see your father!" The litt...

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